The nicest boy in town says Patty hello And she turns and walks away She has some better thing to do But when another boy comes strolling along And he's bitter and forlorn Like an April snow she's through In his tortured eyes She sees a new way to give and help and please And then Patty melts, cause he's the one Patty melts, and she's all done And will she lie and will she hide every tear that her easy heart can spill Oh yes I've seen it all before Watch him ring her like a damp little dish rag and wipe the floor Until she doesn't want him and more So he falls down on his knees And he pours his pain like antifreeze And then Patty melts cause he's the one Patty melts and she's all done Patty melts away, but I hear her say Well love isn't always happy Can she understand on the other hand its not misery In his tragic eyes sees a new way to give and help and please and then Patty melts cause he's the one Patty melts and she's all done Patty Melts on his tongue Patty melts and she's all done