I am trying to find a solution 'Bout a certain person Trying to find a solution 'Bout a certain person With this modern surgery They changed him from he to she But behind that lipstick, rouge and paint I got to know, is she is, or is she ain't? I wonder what gave him the idea and the spark To leave the country bound for Denmark He tried to live the life of a man But that was not in accord with nature's plan So he underwent this operation And came back home to shock the nation But behind that lipstick, rouge and paint I got to know, is she is, or is she ain't? When he-she came back to this country They made her a popular celebrity All the public sentiment She got movie contracts and plenty engagements People came out of curiosity To see this amazing freak of the century But behind that lipstick, rouge and paint I still wonder, is she is, or is she ain't? When that lady walk across the stage They call her the wonder of this modern age Now she making plenty money Because of hormones and plastic surgery Drawing down twenty thousand a week And not one listening to this record could get a peek So behind that lipstick, rouge and paint What d'you think she is? Boy, I know she ain't!