My friend named Jack He's got my back He always seems to know right where I'm at My friend Jose He likes to play He's always up for anything I say Little bit of red, lotta bit of crown Don't matter what it is I'm gonna drink it down, down, down The wine, the beer, the whiskey Are the only things that fix me I'm not saying it's a problem I can stop it if I wanna But the wine, the beer, the whiskey They always get me My friend named Gin She's got some friends I'm talking Brandy, Sherry, and their brother Jim My friend the Captain We call him Morgan He likes to anchor down and hang over 'til mornin' Little bit of red, lotta bit of white Don't matter what it is It's gonna make it all alright The wine, the beer, the whiskey Are the only things that fix me I'm not saying it's a problem I can stop it if I wanna But the wine, the beer, the whiskey They always get me My friend named Tito He's my amigo I'm gonna follow him around wherever he go The wine, the beer, the whiskey Yeah, I got all my friends here with me I'm not saying it's a problem I can stop it if I wanna (but who would wanna) When the wine, the beer, the whiskey They always get me They always get me They always get me Yeah, they always get me