I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus And I know just why because I'm gonna pull, pull, pull, on his beard Pull, pull, to see if it's real I'm gonna tick, tick, tickle him on the tummy Because he laughs so funny He's so jolly and so fine When he comes around on Christmas time I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus And the reason is because I know a boy and girl he never goes see He never brings 'em toys like he does for me I'm gonna pop, pop Santa Claus With my water pistol gun And then I'll take his bags of toys and run And bring to all the kids who don't have none I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus And I know just why because I'm gonna pull, pull, pull, on his beard Pull, pull, to see if it's real I'm gonna tick, tick, tickle him on the tummy Because he laughs so funny He's so jolly and so fine When he comes around on Christmas time I'm gonna lasso Santa Claus And the reason is because I know a boy and girl he never goes see He never brings 'em toys like he does for me I'm gonna pop, pop Santa Claus With my water pistol gun And then I'll take his bags of toys and run And bring to all the kids who don't have none