Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket To the land of the tall palm tree Aloha, old milwaukee, hello, Waikiki I just stepped down from the airplane When I heard her say Wacka, wacka, nooka, nooka Wacka, wacka, nooka, nooka Would you like a lei? Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian Say the words I long to hear It's a Ukulele, Honolulu sunset Listen to the grass skirts sway Drinkin' rum from a pineapple Out on Honolulu bay The steel guitars are all playing While talking with her hands Gimme, gimme oka, doka make a wisha I wanna polka Words I understand Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian Say the words I long to hear Well, I boughta lotta junka with my moola And I sent it to the folks back home I never had a chance to dance the Hula Well, I guess I should have known When you start talkin' to a sweet wahine Walkin' in the pale moonlight Ohka noka whatta setta knocka, rocka sis boom boccas Hope I said it right Hey, let's talk dirty in Hawaiian Whisper in my ear Kicka pooka mok a wa wahine Are the words I long to hear Lay your coconut on my tiki What the hecka, mooka, mooka, dear Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian Say the words I long to hear Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian Say the words I long to hear