Got me the strangest woman Believe me this chick's no cinch But I really get her going When I take out my big ten inch Record of a band that plays the blues The band that plays the blues She just loves my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues Last night I tried to tease her I gave her a little pinch But she said, "Now stop that jivin'. And get out that big ten inch." Record of a band that plays the blues Well, the band that plays the blues She just loves my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues I cover her with kisses When we're in a lover's clinch And when she gets all excited She begs for my big ten inch Record of a band that plays the blues Well, the band that plays the blues She just loves that big ten inch Record of her favorite blues My gal don't go for smokin' And liquor just makes her flinch Seems she just goes for nothin' Except my big ten inch Record of a band that plays the blues Well, the band that play the blues She just loves my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues