There's a mad man in New Amsterdam, And he's driving through the streets just as fast as he can. He's always on the edge, no gift of gab, He's got a broken meter and a beat up cab. Chorus: You better pay the taxi, Or he'll take you a block too far. You better pay the cabbie, Or you'll end up in the trunk of his car. There's a mad man in New Amsterdam, And he's driving through the streets just as fast as he can. He lives in a hat that he calls his vest, He works three shifts and he's got the rest. Repeat chorus (2x) Killer cabbie... Killer cabbie... Killer cabbie... (Don't say I didn't warn you!)