If you're feeling lowdown Don't have a soul to care If you're feeling lowdown You don't have a soul to care Just grab your hat And start for the rocking chair There's Dubonnet Judy, Gin Fizz Flo Cocktail Shorty and old Julip Joe I'm telling you It's the gonnest place in town If you don't have your rubbers You can take a taxi down If you're a regular guy You're bound to get a souvenir If you're a regular guy You're bound to get a souvenir And when you write back home You can say you're spooning at the rocking chair