I guess I'll have to change my plan, I should have realized there'd be another man, I overlooked that point completely, Until the big affair began, Before I knew where I was at, I found myself upon the shelf, and that was that, I tried to reach the moon but when I got there, All that I could get was the air, My feet are back upon the ground, I've lost the one man I found, I guess I'll have to change my plan, I should have realized there'd be another man, Why did I buy those blue pajamas, Before the big affair began, My boiling point is much to low For me to try to be a fly Lothario, I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell, Dwelling in my personal hell, I'll have to change my plan around, I've lost the one man I found.