A lot of these women, too lazy to put up with none of good man's dirt A lot of these women, too lazy to put up with none of good man's dirt But they ain't too lazy, to count his money Saturday night I know a lazy woman, put ten dollars in a telephone I know a lazy woman, put ten dollars in a telephone Just to tell her sweet man, her monkey‐man is out and gone When a woman's too lazy, to try and bake an apple pie When a woman's too lazy, to try and bake an apple pie She's too lazy to live, and she's too darn lazy to die I know you lazy women are going to pan me, when you hear this song I know you lazy women are going to pan me, when you hear this song But the truth is ____, and I surely have to carry it on