Will I wanna tell you a story About the house rent blues I come home one Friday Had to tell the landlady I'd done lost my job Shannon Mm-mm, she said that don't confront me Long as I get my money next Friday Will Now, next Friday come, I didn't get the rent And out the door I went Both One bourbon, one scotch and one beer Will Well, I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high, man, I'm gonna get loose Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer Both One bourbon, one scotch and one beer Shannon I ain't seen my baby since the night before last Gonna get a drink, man, I'm gonna get gassed Gotta get high, man, I ain't had enough Need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk, won't you listen right here? I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer Both One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Will I want all that! No, I ain't seen my baby since a night on a week Gotta get drunk, man, so I can't even speak Gonna get high, man, listen to me One drink ain't enough, jack, you better make it three I wanna get drunk, I'm gonna make it real clear: I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer Both One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (Yeah!) One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (C'mon, now!) One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (Woo, yeah baby!) Will Drinks on me!