I saw two little monkeys playin' up and down a tree Yes, I saw two little monkeys playin' up and down in a tree One said to the other, "Come on, let's make whoopee" Listen, mama, I know when you're hanging 'round Yes, I know, pretty mama, when you are hanging around 'Cause I don't see no fire, but I am burning down There's something 'bout you women, always making me sore There's something 'bout you women, keep on making me sore No matter how much you get, you keep coming back for more Let me be your sidetrack 'til your mainline come Let me be your sidetrack 'til your mainline come 'Cause I can do more switchin' than your mainline's ever done When you see a spider climbin' up a lonesome wall When you see that spider, climbing up a wall You can tell the world, he's going to get his ashes hauled