Girl I always pictured it'd be pourin' down rain With Old Hank singin' some song about trains And midnight taillights tearin' down a highway Or some other heartbroke cliché But there's nothin' but blue skies as far as I can see You pick a damn good day to leave me Sittin' here cooler full of keystone Nothin' to do but fish all day long Pocket full of three-day weekend money Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey I hate to see you go but if you ask me You picked a damn good day to leave Well how in the hell can I watch the big game Without me havin' you here to complain And how am I gonna do anythin' now Without you here tellin' me how Guess it could be worse, hell, it's seventy-five degrees You pick a damn good day to leave me Sittin' here cooler full of keystone Nothin' to do but fish all day long Pocket full of three-day weekend money Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey I hate to see you go but if you ask me You picked a damn good day to leave No doubt Damn good day to leave I guess I'll miss the Bachelorette Well what a shame But Channel 8's about to marathon John Wayne You pick a damn good day to leave me Sittin' here cooler full of keystone Nothin' to do but fish all day long Pocket full of three-day weekend money Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey I hate to see you go but if you ask me You picked a damn good day to leave (Ooh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, it was a mighty fine day to leave (Ooh-oh-oh-oh)