Some might get it, some may not Some might say that I've got brilliant stories to tell Nevermind they're real or fake I love to tell a novel about me on a boat Spending time with topless chicks And having a couple drinks with osama and don king I relate to places that I've never seen before Describing things that I don't even know I'm a stuntman, I'm a thief I'm whatever you would like me to be, so my friend Try to smoke my cigarette It's easy to make the girls fall in love Whisper them a story about me and a shark And how we got engaged when I fell down from that wave I've got a second name I never told anyone 4 are the letters, it's spelled L. I. A. and R. LIAR That's what I am But I don't really mind at all My point of view is far from you You're my audience, I'm the show Please don't turn away back home, I've got another lie: For a year I've been a spy (der) Taking off if you know what I mean I'm all right in a hall of fame I'm never gonna tell What a jerk I really am The main reason why I do all this shit Is to get to another truth You won't be able to dispute I love to tell a novel about when I was young Robbing banks with a gun So 1, 2, 3 Will someone set me free ...but I don't know who I am