(hard enough that I can chew a whole bag of rocks) Hyah! Attention to all you punk motherfuckers out there (uh-huh uh-huh, check it out, check it out) Funky Noble Productions represent for the nine-four and nine-five area Reggie Noble and Rockwilder in the house for the nizzow If you don't know you might as well close your biz out (To my peeps in Queens) Yeah, ohh shit, yo, it's a bird (Nah I thought that shit was a fuckin plane dude) Nah nah nah, it's Soop, Soop, Soop-a-man (It's on!) Hah Verse One: Redman Well it's the Soopaman Lovah in your motherfuckin town Get down go round and round like shocks on your G-spot Honeydip, now all of y'all up in that funny shit But I ain't switched, still a honeydip is a honeybitch in the mix! So bitches be lookin fly and I'll run in em With they toes and nails done, hair wrapped up with pins in em Fifty-four eleven Reebox bitch which you need not to do is get fly, cause where I'm from, bitches get speed knots Slow your monkey ass down and hold your horses Don't wanna know your name don't wanna know none of your sources Just fix me, with a quickie, I swear more Lake's than Ricki So bad I use my X-Ray vision to give y'all clits a hickie And plus the weed I puff is from the planet of Cheech and Chong Where the earth is chronic, and How To Roll a Blunt is the theme song Oooh you makin me horny! Well uhh, let me wipe that wetness for ya Slurped and burped, got that bitch more open than my door do Let's take a journey up in the stars where I live at Where I fuck Jane, Judy Jetson, and that robot bitch-ah Grab onto the cape and uhh... I said before I took her don't choke me! And it's up up and away I took the hooker And it's on Verse Two: Redman We landed on my planet, we smoked out like a fuck up Bought a dime from Jabba the Hut and some uncut for the hooker She said, "I don't sniff blow I just smoke weed to get me horny. So I'm nothin like that bitch in your last Soopaman Lovah story." You go girl! But I didn't believe her, had to make sure Where you from, the projects? "Yeahhhh, but I'm single. You needed a quickie and I'm just that bitch to break you off, shit my pussy's so good, it tickle my legs when I walk!" Oh really, just show me a couple of ways how you'll thrill me She lifted up her dress and the whole area got chilly "So what you think of that?" I threw that bitch back on my back Shit I live ten miles away, but I made it fo' seconds flat I lived in the same building with Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk Got R2D2 and Mork from Ork puttin in work See I got the block sewn "Oooh baby let's get it on!" About time, I opened the door she had her ass and tits showin She rushed me to the room and stripped me out of my attire She tied me to the bedposts then she lit the room on fire She took out a scarf wrapped it around my eyes till I was blind But with my X-Ray vision I saw the icepick from behind So I broke out the ropes, smacked the hoe, then suplexed her She pulled out a Tec and wet my chest with the S1's "Oh shit I'm shot!" There was blood all over my finger! I think I left my other bulletproof suit in the cleaner She gave a whistle, they came in crews, word is bond It was a bunch of Martian bitches with bodysuits and Platforms "Damn, I gotta think of a plan, whatamIdo? Did Superman have a gun?" Nah, but the Soopaman Lovah do! So I pulled out the fo'-fifth, left the bitches open Had another clip in case some mo' bitches want mo' shit And I saw that trick Bewitched flying on her broomstick Pa-dow! Shot her down because I leave no witness Job well done I cleaned myself in a hurry Oops! Gotta catch this blunt session With I Dream of Jeannie and Kieth Murray Aiyyyo-yo-yo Keith aiyyo what's up? Aiyyo