The Cross Eyed Butcher and the Cackling Hen

歌詞

Spoken: Hot Dog! Get Right! Crosseyed man was a butcher boy Hired Pat McCann a cow to hold Pat took the job for there weren't any pains The work was light and a regular thing Pat took the cow and the butcher took the ax "Now hold her till I give her a whack" Pat gazed in his eye with a bold dismay, hold on a minute I say Are you gonna strike where you're looking now The butcher says "Yes, so don't raise a row" Well if you're gonna strike where you're looking now Get another man for to hold the cow Shout Lu, Shout Lu, I'm going away Pat asked the dentist if he could take A bad tooth out without an ache Oh, the dentist said, "Is that the place "Sat Pat in the chair and he opened up his face So he gave a boy a pin that measured two feet, "When I pull jab in the seat" Oh, the dentist he pulled and the boy he jabbed Pat jumped and hollered, "Bejabbers I'm stabbed" Oh, there's the root and there you are Pat said, "I didn't know it ran down so far" Shout Lu, Shout Lu, I'm going away Old hen cackled, she cackled in the lot, Next time she cackled it was in the pot Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, Shoo Shanghai chicken ain't got no comb, This old roustabout got no home Old hen sitting in the parlor stack Hawk flew down and took her in the back Shanghai chicken ain't got no comb This old roustabout got no home