Here I am, I'm just lying on the floor with you We had to get drunk, it was the only thing we could do Well, it's funny 'coz I thought that it could have turned out quite romantic But it isn't like that, which is fine, 'coz it means I can stand it Chorus: My best friend's girlfriend... I've got a girlfriend And you're somebody's girlfriend too You know it only ever makes me down Oh look, it's easy, You come round my house, give me information, then you go home Well, it sure beats talking all that foolish rubbish on the telephone But I don't know about all the implications of all this, I just feel so-so, But it's a measure of a feeling that I can't identify that I can let you go Chorus Something's got a hold on my heart and it's making me down You left me singing "Don't sleep in the subway darling, Don't standing in the pouring rain, Maureen."