I'm going to San Bernardino, ring-a-ding-ding Milkshake mixers, that's my thing now These guys bought a heap of my stuff And I gotta see a good thing sure enough Or my name's not Kroc, that's Kroc with a K Like crocodile but not spelled that way It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style - Boom, like that! The folks line up all down the street Now I'm seeing this girl devour her meat now And then I get it wham as clear as day My pulse begins to hammer and I hear a voice say These boys have got this down Oughta be one of these in every town These boys have got the touch It's clean as a whistle and it don't cost much Wham bam don't wait long Shake, fries, patty you're gone How about that friendly name, heck Every little thing oughta stay the same Or my name's not Kroc, that's Kroc with a K Like crocodile but not spelt that way now It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Dog eat dog, rat eat rat now Oh it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style - Boom, like that! You gentlemen ought to expand You're gonna need a helping hand now So gentlemen, well, what about me? We'll make a little business history now Or my name's not Kroc, call me Ray Like crocodile, but not spelt that way now It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style - Boom, like that! Well, we'll build it up, and I'll buy him out The man they made me grind it out now They open up a new place flippin' meat So I do too, right across the street I got the name, I need the town They sell up in the end and it all shuts down Sometimes you gotta be an S.O.B. You wanna make a dream reality Competition? Send 'em south They're gonna drown, put a hose in their mouth Do not pass go go straight to hell I smell that meat hook smell Or my name's not Kroc, that's Kroc with a K Like crocodile, but not spelt that way now Oh it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Dog eat dog, rat eat rat now Oh it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style - Boom, like that!