(Verse #1) Tyrone: There's something in the air, and it doesn't smell so good I wish I didn't have a nose, I'd remove it if I could Uniqua: You're not kidding, it smells real bad, it's a really awful smell, the swamp is super stinky... Pablo: And I don't feel so well! Uniqua: Well, we gotta get this message through and to the other side There's only one thing we can do, hold your nose and say "P.U.!" (Chorus) All: P.U.! Look out! P.U.! Watch out! P.U.! Better jump! P.U.! Sure is stinky! (Verse #2) Uniqua: Never smelled a smell like this, it's like a hot dog rotting in the bun Or like the smell egg salad makes when it's left out in the blazing sun Tyrone: Don't let the bubbles get you, or you'll be stinky, too And nobody that you know will wanna be friends with you (Chorus) All: P.U.! Look out! P.U.! Watch out! P.U.! Better jump! P.U.! Sure is stinky! (Verse #3) Uniqua: It smells like garbage! Tyrone: Like dirty diapers! Pablo: Like moldy cheese! Uniqua: Like mushy peas! Tyrone: Like dirty socks! Pablo: On monster feet! Uniqua: Or 67-day old meat! (Chorus) All: P.U.! Look out! P.U.! Watch out! P.U! Better jump! P.U.! Sure is stinky! P.U.!