I'm hearing footsteps Is it a man, or is it a mouse? Foot in mouse disease, yeah Say, I'm at a cafe At a table for two All four of us Me, your big feet and you yeah I make (unknown) I say you sure are sweet bud From there down There's just too much feet Yes your feets too big Don't want you 'cause your feets too big Mad at ya 'cause your feets too big I really hate ya 'cause your feets too big yeah They're enormous Well they're woppers Where'd you get em? Clod hoppers Your girl she likes you She thinks you're nice Do what it takes To be in paradise She says she likes your face She likes your ring Well man oh man Them things are too big Yes your feets too big Don't want you 'cause your feets too big Mad at ya 'cause your feets too big I really hate ya 'cause your feets too big yeah Get away from me now Hey your pedal extremities are colossal To me they're shaped just like a fossil You got me walkin talkin and squarkin Cause your feets too big yeah Walk that walk Talk that talk Oh squarkin now yeah