Do you have love Enough for the whole word You go out, you hide out But we all want to know you Every once in a while You sign a photograph Chorus: And if I met you on the street Would you be really nice to me Or would you ignore me and make me feel stupid I feel like you know you like a friend Seen every movie you've been in If you ignore me I'll hate you 'cause I am Your biggest fan I love your garbage To touch it, is too touch you Every once in a while I sell a piece for cash Chorus: And if you saw me on the street Would you be really nice to me or would you start screaming and have me arrested You know what I love you like a friend Love every song you ever sang and if you start screaming I'll hate you 'cause I am your biggest fan Chorus: And if I called you on the phone Would you say "Hey, how are you doin'" Or would you hang up in my face like an asshole You know I'd do anything for you No one knows you like I do If you ignore me you'll lose me and I am your biggest fan I'm your biggest fan.