The eyes in her head are angled in a way She can look down her nose at people like me She's got a superglue fixed smile It looks like a reptile looking the other way She's married to Mr Powerbrain, She's Mrs Goodmum I wish I didn't have to see her everyday... Because all I want to do is yell "Ya boo sucks!" And wave my Willy in the air! And all my intelligent sensible friends say "It's you that's got the problem, not her!" Every time we meet she closes her ears In case I've got something sensible to say As if I'm a six foot intellectual midget That's unfortunately got in her way – She's Mrs Cleancut with a stupid haircut I wish I didn't have to see her everyday... Because all I want to do is yell "Ya boo sucks!" And wave my Willy in the air! And all my intelligent sensible friends say "It's you that's got the problem, not her!" I'm not being childish or unreasonable, infantile Its not me that's in the wrong But it makes me so angry I could write a song! The eyes in her head are angled in a way She can look down her nose at people like me She's got a superglue fixed smile It looks like a reptile looking the other way She's married to Mr Powerbrain, She's Mrs Goodmum I wish I didn't have to see her everyday... Because all I want to do is yell "Ya boo sucks!" And wave my Willy in the air! And all my intelligent sensible friends say "It's you that's got the problem, not her!" And all I want to do is yell "Ya boo sucks!" And wave my Willy in the air! And all my intelligent sensible friends say "It's you that's got the problem, not her!" "It's you that's got the problem, not her!" "It's you that's got the problem, not her!"