There's no car that I cant break But there's no bus that I can take So I'm walkin', always walkin' Can't afford to put you into the shop You're never on the road, you're always On blocks You're broken, always broken I'll scam a ride from my best friend Something is wrong with my car agin Body is all rust, your motor is fried Junkyard said they wouldn't Give me a dime I'm hatin', really hatin' I'm not even gonna get you fixed Trade you in you piece of shit You're worthless, totally worthless I'll scam a ride from my best friend Something is wrong with my car again Busted engine, four flat tires When I turn the key, you catch on fire You can't be american, you must be Mexican or made in Japan You're foreign, I say you're foreign Just turn over for christ's sake Take a little ghost ride in to the lake You're history, f**kin' history I'll scam a ride from my best friend Something is wrong with my car again