I'm feeling low down and dirty Bored and disgusted Don't you give me no money 'Cause I just can't be trusted I got a list of diseases that I cannot pronounce And a negative balance in my bank account I got high blood pressure rotten teeth I'm losing my hair I got stinking feet I got a nasty temper and I'm quick to snap So when you see me comin' you better step back Doctor can't help me Doctor can't do Ain't no way to see me through Doctor can't help me Doctor can't say Feeling low down and dirty I'm wastin away hey hey I'm feeling low down and dirty Dog faced and mad This is the worst reputation that I've ever had My wife don't love me my dogs gettin' old And my dear old mama threw me out in the cold I went to the preacher just the other day I fell down to my knees and started to pray I said lord wont you tell me what's been going on All that's holding me up is my big behind Doctor can't help me Doctor can't do Ain't no way to see me through Doctor can't help me Doctor can't say Feeling low down and dirty I'm wastin away hey hey