(spoken) Come on over to our valley Where boys run free! Run through the lush green meadows In your shorts Brother John will be your guide In a summer of indescribable earthly delight! We've arrived Where boys run free Go for a ride With the skeleton family Alive Sucked blood from our bones Sunlight burn our flesh (spoken) Simply helicopter in! Our tour buses will pick you up At the edge of the valley Hike Along any of our many alluring trails Just bring your gear! We'll provide the rest For a summer experience every boy should share Listen up! Your mayor's arrived Train's a comin' With the boys