He's not so good in a crowd But when you get him alone, You'd be surprised. He isn't much at a dance But then when he takes you home, You'd be surprised. He doesn't look like much of a lover, But don't judge a book by its cover. He's got the face of an angel but, There's a devil in his eye. He's such a delicate thing But when he starts to squeeze, You'd be surprised. He doesn't look very strong But when you sit on his knees, You'd be surprised. At a party or at a ball, I've got to admit he's nothing at all, But in an easy chair, You'd be surprised.