Somewhere in Israel on the top of that famous hill Where once stood three rugged crosses Now stand raggedy Ann, Jack and Jill Well, Jacky jumps off the mountains as you know he busts his head Jill and Ann hold his dying hand When Jack lifts up and said It is finished, somebody give me a danish Time is rushing Hey, I'm nobody Nobody, that's me I'm a head full of nothing I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea And I'm going nowhere Nowhere that's where I'm going You're going nowhere too But you don't have no way of knowing You're a nobody, nobody Nobody like me There's a kid in India, belly big as a basketball She's leaning against a sycamore tree She's too weak to crawl She's never gonna drink Pepsi cola She's never gonna watch MTV She'll never feel that fed-up feeling like you and me Now, we can do better we can write our congress personality Hey, I'm nobody Nobody, that's me I'm a head full of nothing I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea And I'm going nowhere Nowhere that's where I'm going You're going nowhere too But you don't have no way of knowing You're a nobody, nobody Nobody like me And when I die don't bury me out to sea Don't give me no 21 gun salute You'll just scare the birds and the bees Just tie my naked body to a rocket ship And when I'm blazing through the atmosphere Close your eyes and make a wish For world peace or your piece of the pie Bye bye, bye bye There's a man out on the street He's waiting till after dark He's gotta find some place to sleep Somewhere in Memorial Park Well, he's fought on foreign shores But his hardest fight is here at home Two kids on a double date yell out of daddy's car with an ice cream cone “Hey, get a job, get a life, get a home loan” Hey, I'm nobody Nobody, that's me I'm a head full of nothing I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea And I'm going nowhere Nowhere that's where I'm going You're going nowhere too But you don't have no way of knowing Hey, I'm nobody Nobody, that's me I'm a head full of nothing I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea And I'm going nowhere Nowhere that's where I'm going You're going nowhere too But you don't have no way of knowing You're a nobody, no Nobody just like me