Is it yes? Is it no? Am I In? Am I out? If you ain't wrong, you're right If it ain't dark, it's light If you ain't sure, you might Gotta be this or that If it ain't full, it's blank If you don't spend, you bank If it ain't Bing, it's Frank Gotta be this or that Who can it be if it ain't me? I know it's not your mother Can't you see it's gotta be One way or other Tell me what I must know If you don't like I'll go If it ain't yes it's no Gotta be this or that If it ain't old it's new If it ain't me it's you If it ain't much it's few Gotta be this or that If it ain't sea it's land If you ain't praised you're panned If it ain't fresh it's canned Gotta be this or that Who can it be if it ain't me? I know it's not your mother Can't you see it's gotta be One way or the other? Tell me what I must know If you don't like I'll go If it ain't yes it's no Gotta be this It's gotta be that Gotta be this way That way or the other