lying in bed with my girl from sussex reading the writings of a man from kent and the earth in the garden gets blacker just another war we say i'm the man from surrey with a ground floor flat and i know what happened before i was born the huns and the nips got uppy with blighty and tommy went out and beat them all home running for breakfast with my call up forms seeing the sniper and the bullets in my arms and the great big bloke from platoon thirty two is calling me a poof and a stream of number two