Listen here folks : I'm going to sing a little song Don't get mad : we don't mean no harm There was a little black rooster : met a little brown hen Made a date at the barn : about half past ten I went to see my gal : up across the hall Found another mule : kicking in my stall Now the gal I love : she's long and slim When she whip it : it's too bad Jim Now the rooster crowed : and the hen looked around At the *bom bom diddly* : got to carry me into town Mama had a little dog : and its name was Ball And if you give him a little taste : he want it all Uncle Bud and Aunt Jane : went to *take a pan hon* Aunt Jane fell down : and Uncle Bud If you see my gal : tell her to hurry home I ain't had no sass : since she been gone I wear my britches : up above my knees Strut my jelly : with who I please Uncle Bill came home : about half past ten He see in the hole : but he couldn't get in Me and my brother : was up in the loft We was seeing a film : when they broke it off