Where the fuck are my homies all at? The Bar None Dude Ranch, that's where it's at Get away from my motherfucking job Accounting is shit, yeah, it's time to move on I love pussy and I can't get enough Moving out West where there's so much to fuck Ride a horse, fuck a cactus all night Find the devil in the desert, and that's all right My kid wants to skateboard but he can't in the sand I told that piece of shit, he's gotta be a man A beast named Cassie, a motherfucking dog Hire four hot teens and watch 'em all fuck The spurs in my boots go clickety-clack-clack Feeling kind of horny and I wanna smoke crack I'm Ben Ernst, I got a real big cock Fuckin' king of the ranch I'm gonna stay on top Hey, Hey Dude C'mon Hey, Hey Dude Put your lasso in the air Hey, Hey Dude C'mon Hey, Hey Dude Get on a horse, hear? Hey, Hey Dude No fuckin' water in the desert Hey, Hey Dude Cowboys ride, cowboys die