Brian Top marks for not tryin' So kind of you to bless us With your effortlessness We're grateful and so strangely comforted And I wonder Are you puttin' us under? 'Cause we can't take our eyes Off the T-shirt and ties combination Well, see you later, innovator Some want to kiss, some want to kick you There's not a net you couldn't slip through Or at least that's the impression I get 'Cause you're smooth and you're wet And she's not aware yet but she's yours She'll be sayin', "Use me Show me the jacuzzi" I imagine that it's there on a plate Your whole rendezvous rate means that You'll never be frightened to make them wait For a while I doubt it's your style Not to get what you set out to acquire The eyes are on fire You are the unforecasted storm Calm, collected and commanding You leave the other stories standin' With your renditions and jokes Bet there's hundreds of blokes That have wept 'cause you've stolen their Thunder Are you puttin' us under? 'Cause we can't take our eyes Off the T-shirts and ties combination Well, see you later, innovator