Coming this Christmas to a theater near you The most horrifying film that hit the screen There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop And he hacks up two or three in every scene Please don't reveal the secret ending to your friends Don't spoil the big surprise You won't believe your eyes when you see Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap See that bloody hatchet coming right at you No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again 'Til we bring you "Nature Trail to Hell Part 2" So bring the kids along it's good clean family fun What have you got to lose? If you like the 6 O'Clock news then you'll love Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Satan eats Cheez Whiz! Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature Trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell (CAN YOU WAIT FOR?!?) Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell in 3-D 3-D Nature trail to hell Nature trail to hell Nature trail to heeeeeeeeeell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D Nature trail to hell in 3-D