I was scrapin' bottom Groping in the dark It takes a crusty punk to really beat The mean streets of Medicine Park So I shifted left and out of town Then I clicked my heels and I doubled down to Blues Beach, I'm frying Sizzling in the merciful rays And it's the long sad Sunday of the early resigned I went to Central Station To catch that early bus They were gassed and runnin' in every which way But unhappily not for us Here come Trina—the child bride I said hey pretty girl—can I cop a ride to Blues beach, it's raining I'm chilling at the Manatee Bar Well it's a stone soul picnic for the early resigned We can rent a paranymphic glider My hypothetical friend And we could sail away to the bending end Grab Big Dog a blanket Angel of my heart Things may get a whole lot worse Before suddenly falling apart Give your roommate Yvonne a ring 'Cause if she still wants in I gotta pull some strings On Blues Beach, I'm dying Freezin' in the merciful rays And it's the long sad Sunday of the early resigned