Army

歌詞

well I thought about the army dad said son you're fucking high and I thought yeah there's a first for everything so I took my old man's advice three sad semesters it was only fifteen grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead grew a moustache and a mullet got a job at chic-fil-a citing artistic differences the band broke up in may and in june reformed without me and they'd got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today oh I think i'll write a screenplay oh I think i'll take it to LA oh I think i'll get it done yesterday in this time of introspection on the eve of my election I say to my reflection god, please spare me more rejection 'cause my peers they criticize me and my ex-wives all despise me try to put it all behind me but my redneck past is nipping at my heels I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about the army