I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner That is truly what I'd really like to be. 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner Then everyone would be in love with me. [spoken] Oscar Meyer weiners Come get your hotdogs Ah, their made with all This shit from a cow that Nobody wants, like mucous And marrow and eyeballs And bile, and all that crap That really makes them taste So damn, really fucking good. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner That is truly what I'd really like to be. 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner Then everyone would be in love with me