I don't believe you, Herman Schwartz You say my baby's steppin' high The truth ain't in you, Herman Schwartz Everybody knows you lie Herman Schwartz, I know you well You're the liar of this town And you're gonna go to hell For all that trash you're puttin' down I despise you, Herman Schwartz I ain't never liked your name I hope your face gets full of warts And you're run over by a train I don't believe you, Herman Schwartz You say my baby's steppin' high The truth ain't in you, Herman Schwartz Everybody knows you lie I just can't stand you, Herman Schwartz I think you're a rotten louse I hope the bedbugs eat your shorts And you're hair and teeth fall out I don't believe you, Herman Schwartz You say my baby's steppin' high The truth ain't in you, Herman Schwartz Everybody knows you lie I don't believe you, Herman Schwartz You say my baby's steppin' high The truth ain't in you, Herman Schwartz Everybody knows you lie The truth ain't in you, Herman Schwartz Everybody knows you lie