I love my computer, you make me feel alright Every waking hour and every lonely night I love my computer for all you give to me Predictable errors and no identity And it's never been quite so easy I've never been quite so happy All I need to do is click on you And we'll be joined in the most soulless way And we'll never ruin each others' day 'Cause when I'm through I just click and you just go away I love my computer, you're always in the mood I get so turned on when I turn on you I love my computer, you never ask for more You can be a princess or you can be my whore And it's never been quite so easy I've never been quite so happy All I need to do is click on you And we'll be joined in the most soulless way And we'll never ruin each others' day 'Cause when I'm through I just click and you just go away The world outside's so big but I'm safe in my domain 'Cause to you I'm just a number and a clever screen name All I need to do is click on you And we'll be together for eternity And no one's ever gonna take my love from me 'Cause I've got security, her password and a key Go away Go away Go away Go away