Sitting on my sofa Waiting for my chauffeur Along came a copper Told me it was over PC Amanda, pretty as a panda Would you like some Ice and lemon with your Fanta? It's nothing at all We're having a ball Didn't get warning before They kicked the door in Stupid little stars Burn up in the morning Got a can of cider Had a chicken tikka Then I won a trip for two In sunny Costa Rica It's nothing at all We're having a ball Sitting on my sofa Waiting for my chauffeur Along came a copper Told me it was over It's nothing at all We're having a ball