Statistics prove, prove that you have one birthday One birthday, every year But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays That is why, we're gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday to you, to you A very merry unbirthday to you, to you It's great to drink to someone And I guess that you will do A very merry unbirthday to you A very merry unbirthday to us, to us A very merry unbirthday to us If there are no objections Let it be unanimous A very merry unbirthday to us A very merry unbirthday to me (To who?) A very merry unbirthday to me (To you) Let's all congratulate me with a present I agree A very merry unbirthday to me A very merry unbirthday to all, to all A very merry unbirthday to all, to all Let's have a celebration Hire a band And rent a hall A very merry unbirthday A very merry unbirthday A very merry unbirthday to all