The Boy Least Likely To Is A Machine

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I made a machine Called The Boy Least Likely To. It feeds me shortbread biscuits, And it makes my little dreams come true. It thinks for me, And everything I used to do it does for me, It's made of aluminum, And it runs off pencil batteries. I know that it makes me happy, But something about it frightens me. I made a machine To make my life easier, But it's made it more complicated Than it ever was before. I programmed it To simulate the feelings that I used to get. It reads me bedtime stories, And it makes me feel human again. It doesn't have to understand What it's doing, And it does everything A human being can. It stores my thoughts and feelings In its database. I tell it things, When I'm feeling sad. Sometimes it the only Real friend that I have, And that's what makes me sad. I made a machine Called The Boy Least Likely To. It has lots of switches and buttons, But I don't know what they do. I know it can't Understand the intricacies of my heart, But when I cuddle up to it It comes to life in my arms. I know that it makes me happy, But something about it frightens me