Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say unto thee Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh Where the virtuous reside 24/7, oh-oh People are happy that they died 'Cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife It's the perfect afterlife Welcome to Heaven, oh-oh Check out our sick décor, the spirits leaven, oh! Please keep your brimstone off the floor We've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot And everyone is hot! Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down Of course, it is just temporary I'm sorry you can't stay 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day Welcome to Heaven, yeah