Be wise, be fair, be sure, be there, behave, beware Be wise, be smart, behave my heart Don't upset your cart when she's so close Be soft, be sweet, but be discreet Don't go off your feet She's too close for comfort Too close, too close for comfort, no, not again Too close, too close to know just when to say when Be firm and be fair, be sure, beware On your guard, take care When there's such temptation One thing leads to another Too late to run for cover She's much too close for comfort Doo-ba-um-doody-doo-ba, doo-doo-doo Be wise, be fair, be sure, beware Put on your old thinking cap, boy 'Cause if you don't look out, you Will find that you are much too Too close for comfort Go ahead, and for a mishap, boy The first thing that you know she Will have you up that old tree She's too close for comfort Too close, too close, ah, too close Ba-doo-da..(etc) Be firm and be fair, be absolutely sure, beware On your guard, take care When there is such temptation One thing leads to another Too late to run for cover She's much too close for comfort now One thing leads to another Too late to run for cover She's much too close for comfort now One thing leads to another Too late to run for mother She's much too close for comfort now Be wise, be fair, be sure, be there, behave, beware She's too close, too close, for comfort now