All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast All I wanna eat is them barbeque chips All I want is someone to just try and protect us You can try but never wanna try and defect us I telling you I am through Mama's baby boy is a bum All I wanna do is stay in this life All I wanna pick is your nose, honey, hi Sweet little corny you've gotta be husky I am dreaming of a white Christmas Honey where I'm from Mama's baby boy is a bum Honey where I'm from Halle-fucking-lujah I'm a bum Baby boy's a bum Baby boy's a bum Baby boy's a bum All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast