Broke down at a truck stop Got wet sweat under a hard top Wrong directions are shown Threw up in the men's room Shotguns freckle the road signs Wind burns cross the white line So much nothing is grown Finished our fifth six pack This is not the way home Left early without payin' the bill Hitch-hiked back to Broken Hill Left my wallet somewhere Wrong directions are shown This is not the way home Broke down at a truck stop Got wet sweat under a hard top Wrong directions are shown again Threw up in the men's shithouse This is not the way home