Christmas Day

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Mary and Joseph drove into town Searching for a place to stay The moon was up and his foot was down A miracle was on its way They tried the hotels the motels the bed-and-breakfast Locals but no one seemed to have any room Better find a double room soon So where would Christmas be without Mary and Joseph Moricrimbe And Wise Laurel and Hardy Cracker Surprise Lights on the pine tree And more aftershave I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day They found a place with the neon lights TV Pool and Vacancies The man at the desk didn't hear them right When the two of them booked for three They watched the TV And deeply she thought about the needing Of the heavens to deliver this way And it happened on Christmas Day Christmas Day Christmas Day So where would Christmas be without Mary and Joseph Moricrimbe And Wise Laurel and Hardy Cracker Surprise Lights on the pine tree And more aftershave I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day Mary and Joseph were so surprised With admirers around the crib There was something in their son's eyes They identically took one in Like a Messiah and a Fire Like the tread around a tire That grip all roads It's to bond you there And it happened on Christmas Day Christmas Day Christmas Day So where would Christmas be without Mary and Joseph Moricrimbe And Wise Laurel and Hardy Cracker Surprise Lights on the pine tree And more aftershave I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day Not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day Not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day Not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day Not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day Not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day Not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day Not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas