I woke up this mornin' School dinners all around my mind, oh yeah I woke up this mornin' School dinners all around my mind Not a moment, now I looked for you, baby But school dinner's all that I could find I woke up this mornin' A tablecloth over my face I woke up this mornin' A tablecloth over my face I can't be your table, honey I just can't lay you no place No, I can't Hey now, baby Got the school dinner blues I got through my navel To my walkin' shoes You look so good But you taste so bad Like every piece of news A man ever had I'm in the laundry, I'm in the laundry I'm in the laundry, there was a good thing I'm in the laundry Oh shucks baby, what would I say? You dress like a ham But you talk just like a lump of coal You walk like a ham But you taste just like a piece of coal Yeah, you do I can't help but feel that the Whole thing's got out of control