Open up the gates of madness beware the terror pygmy roams all the snakes are on the inside waiting for you to come home On a bed the queen is sleeping cheerleaders crowd into the room the killer dwarf lights a candle the organ grinder bangs out a tune What are you waiting for? Lying on a slab of metal on a hot summers afternoon showgirls dance a leather tango invite you up into their rooms What are you waiting for? Meanwhile back at the oasis in a tense sentimental groan gnashing teeth do a quick fandango and leave you howling at the moon What are you waiting for?