Vandalists come rolling into Hale's Shoes Know where she's been And you hear what she's sharing What's in her brown paper bag I'm so real it burns I'm so real it burns I'm so real it burns I'm so real it burns It burns He opens the store at 9am Says I have no idea who I am Set this son of jerker on fire He sets this son of jerker on fire I'm so real it burns I'm so real it burns I'm so real it burns I'm so real it burns Andy comes strolling in through the burned down store with a grin She says she wants us all to be saved She's giving us the brown paper bag