if I had a dog his name would be Steve and at the end of the day he'd be waiting for me and he would listen and I would teach and at the end of two years he would learn how to speak he'd say Ean can I borrow the car tonight there's a a dog down the street that I kind of like and so everywhere I would go there would be Steve and on a Sunday afternoon quarter past three we'd be reading the papers and drinking green tea when Steve would take of his glasses and look straight at me he'd say Ean can you hand me section two Steven you know I'd do anything for you